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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 09:19
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Nuts and Butts
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No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
What are the pros of using stainless steel wire mesh in gas filtration?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
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share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!